AG Bondi Will Take Down The Tesla Takedown ‘Terrorists’

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Mar 21, 2025 - 20:26
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AG Bondi Will Take Down The Tesla Takedown ‘Terrorists’
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On Tuesday, Tesla announced a recall of virtually every Cybertruck on the road. Again. This time it’s because some of the paneling is stuck on with glue that is prone to “environmental embrittlement,” meaning that it could experience the same “rapid unscheduled disassembly” that has plagued Elon Musk’s rockets of late.

Presumably DOGE will burn down the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration tomorrow. But meanwhile it’s all hands on deck in the Trump administration to save Tesla’s share price since its CEO decided to make himself the face of a wildly unpopular campaign to shut down the federal government.

First Trump turned the White House into a car dealership. Then Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick headed for Fox to hawk Tesla stock, promising that “it’ll never be this cheap again.”

On Jesse Watters’ show, Howard Lutnick, the U.S. Secretary of Commerce, tells viewers they should buy Tesla stock.“I think if you want to learn something on this show tonight, buy Tesla. It’s unbelievable that this guy’s stock is this cheap. It’ll never be this cheap again.”— Yashar Ali