Wheels Are For Dorks, Your Motorcycle Needs Omnidirectional Orbs

Motorcycles are pretty rad, but there are some issues with them, like the fact that they can only turn corners by leaning your meaty flesh sack from side to side, and they can’t easily go backward or side-to-side. No, wheels are over. It’s time for all-electric belt-driven self-balancing omnidirectional orbs. This is…Read more...

Jan 23, 2025 - 19:51
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Wheels Are For Dorks, Your Motorcycle Needs Omnidirectional Orbs

Motorcycles are pretty rad, but there are some issues with them, like the fact that they can only turn corners by leaning your meaty flesh sack from side to side, and they can’t easily go backward or side-to-side. No, wheels are over. It’s time for all-electric belt-driven self-balancing omnidirectional orbs. This is…

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